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Ryan Coke
Benalto (classic)


William S. Burroughs did lots of smack
Jack Kerouac liked to drink
Walt Whitman was considered a pornographer
But Jason Kilby also goes by Jason Smith

Kilby sure can play guitar, Kilby sure can cook
Kilby is in really good shape his uncle serves REAL HARD TIME!

Jason Kilby had tablecloth wallpaper
 He had sex in a Honda Civic to "Hype"
 But not with his girlfriend
 Her flower only opened with his wallet
 
 Kilby sure can play guitar, Kilby sure can cook
 Kilby is in real good shape his uncle serves REAL HARD TIME!
 
 Jason used to kick the air
 He was a 13 year old ninja
 But not like in that bad movie
 'Cause he was aces on a BMX too
 
 Kilby sure can play guitar, Kilby sure can cook
 Kilby is in really good shape his uncle serves REAL HARD TIME!
 
 Jason is really generous
 Sometimes he buys people stuff
 Then he talks all night about his generosity
 Sometimes we want him to keep his money!
 
 Kilby sure can play guitar, Kilby sure can cook!
 Kilby is in real good shape his uncle serves REAL HARD TIME!
 
 This song was written in spring 1993 and performed on two albums. This is the classic "Fear Of Benalto" version featuring Dirty Pete on vocals. The song is about a guy we knew, well, you can discern his personality yourself from the lyrics above. We love Kilby, though. It's not like when we sing about people we hate, like Mike Burgar.


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