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William S. Burroughs did lots
of smack Jack Kerouac liked to drink Walt Whitman was considered a pornographer But Jason Kilby also goes by Jason Smith Kilby sure can play guitar, Kilby sure can cook Kilby is in really good shape his uncle serves REAL HARD TIME! Jason Kilby had tablecloth wallpaper He had sex in a Honda Civic to "Hype" But not with his girlfriend Her flower only opened with his wallet Kilby sure can play guitar, Kilby sure can cook Kilby is in real good shape his uncle serves REAL HARD TIME! Jason used to kick the air He was a 13 year old ninja But not like in that bad movie 'Cause he was aces on a BMX too Kilby sure can play guitar, Kilby sure can cook Kilby is in really good shape his uncle serves REAL HARD TIME! Jason is really generous Sometimes he buys people stuff Then he talks all night about his generosity Sometimes we want him to keep his money! Kilby sure can play guitar, Kilby sure can cook! Kilby is in real good shape his uncle serves REAL HARD TIME! This song was written in spring 1993 and performed on two albums. This is the classic "Fear Of Benalto" version featuring Dirty Pete on vocals. The song is about a guy we knew, well, you can discern his personality yourself from the lyrics above. We love Kilby, though. It's not like when we sing about people we hate, like Mike Burgar. |
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