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A Promise Of Onions

Betray Christ

This song was written by Toqueface and Dirty Pete in retaliation for Prince Cranemaster promising Toqueface he would buy more onions when he went grocery shopping but he didn't, leaving Toqueface with bland sandwiches. When Prince Cranemaster heard it, he thought it was so rocking, so good, he was convinced Toqueface didn't write that riff. But he did.
It's also Mark Anderson's favourite Benalto song.