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1993

Zeppelin Child, Your Time Has Come
Personel: Toqueface Benalto (guitars, vocals), Prince Cranemaster Benalto (drums), Chupa Rimbey (bass, vocals), Diamondback Kuahara (vocals)
Songs: Dishes, Benalto, I Wish I Was From Boston, The Ballad Of Daryl Hicks, Song For Jody, What Happens When Chupa Gets Mad?, Yukon Jim, Mach B, Wind Beneath My Wings, Zeppelin Child Your Time Has Come, In A Manner That Must Shame God Himself
Available from Failure Records soon.ish.

More Songs About Benalto And Food
Personel: Toqueface Benalto (guitars, vocals, bass), Prince Cranemaster Benalto (drums, bass, guitar), DARKMAN (bass, drums), Yukon Jim (guitar, drums)
Songs: Thank You For Sending Me An Angel, Crystal, Food, Mike, Ryan Coke, Didsbury High, Grandpa's Magick Pinecone, Assassination Attempt, Coleslaw Steve, What Happened Under The Slide?, Folsom Prison Blues, Brian Yr A Sex God, Mama Told Me Not To Come, Eckville
Available from Failure Records, soon.

Unplugged
Personel: Toqueface Benalto (guitar, vocals), Prince Cranemaster Benalto (guitar, vocals)
Songs: The Needle & The Damage Done, Benalto, Kool Legged, I Love You, Zeppelin Medley, Theme From Benalto

1994
Fear Of Benalto
Personel: Toqueface Benalto (guitars), Dirty Pete (vocals), DARKMAN (bass), Prince Cranemaster Benalto (drums)
Songs: Eckville, James Simon, Mike, He's A Whore, Steve, Cranemaster, Didsbury High, Ryan Coke, ARCADETEENWHORE, Herb, Cowgirl In The Sand
Available from Failure Records. Now!

I'm A Little Teapot
Personel: Toqueface Benalto (guitars), Dirty Pete (vocals), DARKMAN (bass), Prince Cranemaster Benalto (drums), Chupa Rimbey (engineering, whip)
Songs: Lesbian Sex Weekend I, Lesbian Sex Weekend II, Cranemaster's Belly, Guns Guns Guns, Grant Hart, Bowie Song, Dumb, Kinky Lemonade, Academy Fight Song, With Or Without You, Me And My Bandsaw
Available from Failure Records.

1995
Benalto V
Personel: Toqueface Benalto (guitars, bass, vocals), Prince Cranemaster Benalto (drums), DARKMAN (bass)
Songs: She's My Gun, Fairmont Of Justice, Dumb, Time+Cigarettes, She's My Gun II, James Simon, Face My Face, 3rd World Political Science, The Beer Song, The Fucking Snakes, The Llama Song, Rattlesnake, It's My Party, Time, 4 Lines, Life Is Fuck
Unreleased, with good reason.

1997
Trick Or Treat
Personel: Toqueface Benalto (guitars), Prince Cranemaster Benalto (drums), Dirty Pete (vocals), Diamondback Kuahara (bass)
Songs: Trick Or Treat, Unwed Mother, I'm Gonna Shit In Your Mother's Vagina, Razzamatazz, Diamondback Kuahara, The Captain, Celebrity Skin, Cold Ass World
Available now from Failure Records.

1999
Bikinis Are Here
Personel: Toqueface Benalto (guitar), Prince Cranemaster Benalto (guitars, bass, drums, vocals), White Trash Benalto (background vocals, drums), Diamondback Kuahara (vocals), Dirty Pete (vocals)
Songs: Introduction, 2000 Light Years From Benalto, Assface, Fat Girls, Poop In Your Mouth, Ed Or Ted, I Wanna Fuck, Bikinis Are Here, Dirty Pete, Lady Of The 80s, Alex Lewin
Maybe available soon kind of from Failure Records.

2000
What Happens When Chupa Gets Drunk?
Personel: Toqueface Benalto (guitar), Prince Cranemaster Benalto (drums), Tender Chicken Benalto (bass), White Trash Benalto (guitars, vocals), Dirty Pete (vocals)
Songs: Push The Button, Chupa Can't Be Trusted, Stack o' Dirty Magazines, Oh You Sexy Children, I Want To Live In Your Pants, Promise Of Onions, Get Me One While Yr Up, You Take The Fat One, Pus
Available now from Failure Records.

Dink
Personel: Toqueface Benalto (guitars), White Trash Benalto (bass), Prince Cranemaster Benalto (drums), Wild West Benalto (vocals)
Songs: Kids Don't Follow, Fuck School, Stuck In The Middle, Goddamn Job, White and Lazy, Dope Smoking Moron, Go, Gimmie Noise
Available as bonus track on Haunted House EP from Failure Records.

Haunted House
Personel: Toqueface Benalto (guitar), Prince Cranemaster Benalto (drums), Brunner Benalto (bass), Wild West Benalto (vocals)
Songs: Haunted House, (Wild Wild Wild) Wild West Benalto, Fuck You Like A Retard, French Canadian Death Camp
Available from Failure Records.

2002
Songs Based On The Movie "Metropolis", A Strange Night On Highway #2, and the Tragic Events at 5617 42nd St, Red Deer, Alberta
Personel: Toqueface Benalto (guitar), Prince Cranemaster Benalto (drums), Dirty Pete (vocals), Chupa Rimbey (bass), Simon Williams (production)
Songs: Wind Blew Of The Metal, Mr. Poopy Pants #1, Rotwang The Wanger, Mr. Poopy Pants #2 (Mr. Poopy Pants' Lament), Lord of Metropolis
Available from Failure Records

Neil Peart Is An Asshole (live album)
Personel: Wild West Benalto (vocals), Toqueface Benalto (guitar), Blood Benalto (bass, saxaphone), Prince Cranemaster Benalto (drums) - special guest appearances by clipwithak (background vocals), Dirty Pete (vocals) and Chupa Rimbey (drums, vocals)
Songs: Get Me One While Yr Up, Benalto, Haunted House, (Wild Wild Wild) Wild West Benalto, Fuck School, Diamondback Kuahara, Ryan Coke, Steve, Fat Girls, London Spowart, Lesbian Sex Weekend, Medusa Punch, I Wish I Was From Boston, Live Sin Live, Absoludicrous, (I love My) Showerhead, Fuck You Like A Retard, Mach B, All My Best Friends Are Drugs, Wearin' And Tearin', Zeppelin Cild Your Time Has Come, Fairmont Of Justice, Grant Hart, Ed Or Ted, I Want To Live In Your Pants, The Wind Blew Of The Metal, Cracked Actor, Zeppelin Child Your Time Has Come / Punch Drunk / Big Wooden Boat
Available from Failure Records

Betrayal EP
Personel: Toqueface Benalto (guitar, vocals, keyboards, bass), Wild West Benalto (vocals), Dirty Pete (vocals), Prince Cranemaster Benalto (drums, violin), Tea 'n' Biscuits Benalto (bass)
Note: This was an EP of all covers
Songs: Les Sucettes - France Gall, Slow Hand - Pointer Sisters, Chloroform - Spoon, Powerslave - Iron Maiden, Roller Rink - Grant Hart
Available from Failure Records (comes with the Neil Peart 2CD set)

2003
Big Wooden Boat
Personel: Toqueface Benalto (guitar, bass, keyboards, banjo, background vocals), Prince Cranemaster Benalto (drums, guitar, bass, keyboards, banjko, background vocals), Blood Benalto (bass, guitar, banjo, background vocals), Wild West Benalto (vocals, guitar), Chupa Rimbey (drums, bass guitar, electric guitar, vocals), Tea 'n' Biscuits Benalto (vocals, bass), Dolphin Killa Benalto (dolphin killing, background vocals), White Trash Benalto (harmonica, drums), Dirty Pete (vocals), THE SNAKE (countdown), Maquoketa Benalto (speech), Brunner Benalto (guitar)
Songs: A History Lesson, Reward, Drugs, I Got My Period Today, Theme From Blood Benalto, What Would Mark Anderson Do?, The Lazy Cowboy, The Medusa Punch, Fuck You Like A Retard (funk), When Dirty Pete Became A Man, We're Fags!, The Night Of The Black Label, Mike Brunner, (I Love My) Showerhead, Here Among The Cats, The Sandwiches Of Golub, Big Wooden Boat, The Filthiest Jedi Alive, Mike 2002, The Dolphin Song, Rumpot, Absoludicrous, Mr. Ponytail Man, (Fuck Fuck Fuck) Fuck Wild West Benalot, Simon Williams, I'm A Horny Businesswoman, Steve 2002
Available from Failure Records

2004
I Give Her The Dick
Personel: Toqueface Benalto (guitar, bass, vocals), Prince Cranemaster Benalto (drums, guitar, bass, vocals), Tea 'n' Biscuits Benalto (bass, vocals, drums, guitar), Blood Benalto (bass, guitar, vocals), White Trash Benalto (bass, drums), Don Juan Benalto (guitar, bass, vocals, tamborine), Pastor Benalto (guitar), Wild West Benalto (vocals), Dolphin Killa Benalto (vocals), Wild Rose Benalto (vocals)
Songs: My Baby Hates My Rock And Roll, The Happy Kitchen, Incest: Do it Kids It's Fine, Lakeshore Drive, Experimenting With Men, Car Wash, I Can't Deal With Numbers, Be Passerby, Cannabis Salad, Loveblind, Gauntlets (Of Power), My Baby Hates My Rock And Roll (blues), Yonder Is La Butte
Available from Failure Records

Benalto Gives Up
Personel: Toqueface Benalto (guitar, bass, vocals), Prince Cranemaster Benalto (drums, guitar, bass, vocals), White Trash Benalto (bass), Wild West Benalto (vocals), Jar Jar Benalto (guitar, bass, vocals), Don Juan Benalto (guitar, bass, vocals), Pastor Benalto (guitar, bass, drums), Car Wash (guitar, drums, vocals), Beartrap Vagina Benalto (vocals), Tea 'n' Biscuits Benalto (bass, vocals)
Songs: The Gambler, Mike Burgar, Youth And Shit, Bring Toqueface Your Women, Pourquoi Est-ce Que Tu Dites Les Mensonges?, Sorry Somehow, Prince Cranemaster And The Dragon, The Dark Gift, Little Buddy - Baby Jesus, The Bell Tolls For You, Motherfucker, A Pirate's Lament, Mutiny In Benalto, Kill The Sexy Children, That's How I Escaped My Certain Fate, We Should Give Up
Soon to be available from Failure Records



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