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Stack O' Dirty Magazines

hustler
Going home, I'm alone, nothing new
I'm a pirate, don't make friends easy
Under my jacket, something for the collection
Bambi eyes and open vaginas

When you're a pirate and you don't want to resort
To the homosexual lifestyle, you need a stack -
Stack o' dirty magazines

I got Swank, I got Velvet, and Hustler
I even got this thing my friend brought from Germany
Retarded people fucking, kind of sick, yes indeed
But it gets me off, so fuck all you squares

When you're a pirate and you don't want to resort
To the homosexual lifestyle, you need a stack-
Stack o' dirty magazines

Lonely pirate, dirty pirate
Dirty and lonely, lonely pirate

Stack o' dirty magazines

This song was recorded for our "What Happens When Chupa Gets Drunk" album. Dirty Pete does a fine job on this doo-wop number which turned out to be one of our biggest hits.  There's even a cover of this over at http://www.frankadelic.com/mp3.html (scoll down) done by Frank Feeley III of the Loaded Undies! God bless you, Frank Feeley.


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